"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Dumbledore

Keenan, 20, from Ohio, go to college at Denison University. I like long walks on the beach and A Very Potter Musical references.

blackfemalejesus:

socialjusticekoolaid:

HAPPENING NOW (9.24.14): The situation in Ferguson is escalating quickly. Protests continue, following this morning’s burning of a Mike Brown memorial, and another frustrating Ferguson City Council meeting.Looks like the same “antagonize over de-escalate” tactics are back online. Prayers to all those out in the street of Ferguson right now fighting for their right to exist. #staywoke #farfromover (PT IPT IIPT III)  

Bringing back the dogs, choppers, charging the crowd, attempting to bottleneck protesters into an area, AND live shots possible fired into the crowd… what the ever-living fuck is Ferguson PD trying to do?! We’re a month and a half into this saga, and they still don’t know how to de-escalate a situation. Pray y’all. That might be all we got right now.

oh my god

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caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

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vanillish:

walking into class then seeing a sub

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i was really confused because i thought of the wrong kind of sub when i saw this post…

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Fall Out Boy

—The Shipped Gold Standard (Thanks Pete Edition)

(Source: fleet)

iamgirlrobot:

iamgirlrobot:

*friend starts playing Christmas music out of season*

Me: I WILL KILL YOU. THEN IM GONNA FIGHT MY WAY INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL TO DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS BACK OUT JUST SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN.

sassiest-angel-in-the-garrison conqueror-worm

Did you reblog this for the sole purpose to tag us in it? CHRISTMAS MUSIC IS AN ALL YEAR THING

Purposeful bad lighting pics are legit

Purposeful bad lighting pics are legit

dancakes:

HEAVY METAL BROKE MY

*DUN DUN*

DARK DARK

wait fuck

Aw I got tagged in a post :3

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yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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I got really confused because I don’t think I’ve ever heard the entirety of “Baby Got Back” so I thought this was someone putting Nicki Minaj lyrics over a FRIENDS gif and now I feel stupid because I looked it up and yeah this is actually part of that song

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