"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Dumbledore

Yeah, it's this really cool blog on tumblr. You've probably never heard of it. <--- (My attempt at appealing to hipsters)

sarriane:

sassiest-angel-in-the-garrison:

sarriane:

sassiest-angel-in-the-garrison:

everybodyilovedies:

CHRIS EVANS. ICE BUCKET. WATCH IT. WATCH IT NOW.

OMG I WAS ACTUALLY PLANNING ON DOING THIS IF ANYONE NOMINATED ME, but now I guess it would be unoriginal

i’m sorry, but you’ll never be able to follow this. no one can follow this.

I WOULD FOLLOW THIS SO HARD NO ONE WOULD DARE COMPETE AND EVERYONE WOULD HAVE TO DONATE $100

jump butt naked into a pool filled with ice

how big must this pool be (and aw i cant still be in a suit?)

sarriane:

sassiest-angel-in-the-garrison:

everybodyilovedies:

CHRIS EVANS. ICE BUCKET. WATCH IT. WATCH IT NOW.

OMG I WAS ACTUALLY PLANNING ON DOING THIS IF ANYONE NOMINATED ME, but now I guess it would be unoriginal

i’m sorry, but you’ll never be able to follow this. no one can follow this.

I WOULD FOLLOW THIS SO HARD NO ONE WOULD DARE COMPETE AND EVERYONE WOULD HAVE TO DONATE $100

everybodyilovedies:

CHRIS EVANS. ICE BUCKET. WATCH IT. WATCH IT NOW.

OMG I WAS ACTUALLY PLANNING ON DOING THIS IF ANYONE NOMINATED ME, but now I guess it would be unoriginal

(via btgrady)

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

Seamus Finnigan is the reason I have trust issues because I believed for almost a decade that his name was pronounced “seem-us”

(via moniofthebroom)

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

(via roseleaonna)

This to this in 5 minutes flat.

http://roseleaonna.tumblr.com/post/95338818043/sassiest-angel-in-the-garrison

sassiest-angel-in-the-garrison:

sassiest-angel-in-the-garrison:

what the heck is an otherkin

roseleaonna said: omg how do you…okay so they’re people that believe that, spiritually, they are some sort of animal, either fully or partially. Like, for example, they believe they…

…I have so many questions that part of me wants to ask and the other part is having trouble formulating. I’m just gonna leave this topic alone a while

sassiest-angel-in-the-garrison:

what the heck is an otherkin

roseleaonna said: omg how do you…okay so they’re people that believe that, spiritually, they are some sort of animal, either fully or partially. Like, for example, they believe they have the spirit of a wolf, but are trapped in a human body.

…is this like scientology??? It sounds like scientology.

what the heck is an otherkin

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

i got really confused there at the end cause i was like “where are you that time travel is a form of currency”

(via rosebadwolf)