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  1. tunalips said: fuck it go dance in the rain

Gah I want to!!! Maybe when they go to bed, it looks like its gonna storm all night; im patient(ish), i can wait

It’s pouring down rain right now and I wish my parents weren’t home because they would probably object to me laying down shirtless in the middle of a thunderstorm

oniongentleman:

kahtiihma:

bless-the-child:

scaredpotter:

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
the warning history shows,
for our Hogwarts is in danger
from external, deadly foes

And we must unite inside her
or we’ll crumble from within
I have told you, I have warned you…
let the Sorting now begin.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset <3 look how great is is that the houses are interacting and not everything is so black-and-white-and-we-all-hate-slytherin. I love it. 

INTER-HOUSE FRIENDSHIPS
SLYTHERINS HOLDING HANDS WITH GRYFFINDORS
HUFFLEPUFFS DANCING WITH SLYTHERINS
RAVENCLAWS DRINKING AND STUDYING WITH GRYFFINDORS AND HUFFPUFFS
AHHHH

How much do you want to bet that the Gryffindors and Slytherin just get together to complain about how hard the homework is.

(via doctorwhoisnotonfire)

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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laina:

weloveshortvideos:

Got my j’s on

NOOOOO

(via losinglara)

alphavalko:

sammiwolfe:

roachpatrol:

"Auditory Stagnation

GIVE ME THESE. GIVE. GIVE ME THEM. 

The ultimate in “don’t talk to me” technology because if people keep trying to talk to you you can just spear them in the eye.

*Hannibal fandom breathing hard* 

*Fall Out Boy fandom breathing hard*

(Source: simplydropdead, via moniofthebroom)

sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

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jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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(via doctorwhoisnotonfire)