"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Dumbledore

23, from Ohio, went to college at Denison University. I like long walks on the beach and A Very Potter Musical references. Male. Cis.

theswampghost:

sometimes i think about how the incredibly raw line “i’m old enough to know that not all dreams come true. you and i never made it, chris, and it’s hard for me to face the embers of that dream.” comes from a chris fleming song about an h&r block employee named sick jan

(via owlmylove)

kn1ghting:

kn1ghting:

me carefully reading the wiki page on some character from a game i’ve literally never played and not going to:

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me getting to that juicy Trivia section:

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(via metchamecha)

lizardsister:

curseworm:

finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain

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(via gaypriori)